Kallan Miyan Ka Safar
Kallan mian ke betey ka naam tha Fahim
Mai biwi bachchoN ke woh London main tha muQim (settled)
Kahta tha bar bar ABBa kabhi ghoomne aao
London ka naqsha kya hai zara dekhte jao
Kahte nahiN thekucch woh uske lihaz se
Ghabrate magar the woh hawai jahaaz se
Aakhir ko ek din tikat usne bhej diya
Phans gaye Kallan miaN, bahana kareN to Kya
Tai kar liya ke theek hai landun ko jaaoN ga
Bete ka dawat nama qubool farmaooN ga
KyoNke yeh unka pehla safar tha jahaaz pe
Lagta tha jaise ja rahe hoN mahaaz pe
Kurte pe kalaf,sar pe dopalli mandhi hui
Kali mouch,menhdi se daarhi rangi hui
Paan munh men, AankhoN pe chashma charha hua
Pair meN pump, chehre par bara baja hua
Shara’i shalwar jo na lagti zameen par
Ek dhatta tha namaz ka unki jabeen par
Ek chandi ka taaweez jo tha chamkaya hua
Ek kale dore se tha gale se latkaya hua
Yaseen Shareef parh ke ghar waloN ne raat bhar
Bandha tha Imam Zamin unke dahine hath par.
Aur yeh takeed thi ke is meN se paise nikal car
Dena kisi faqir ko Landan meN sambhal kar
Pehne the gale meN woh phooloN ke chand Haar
Aik jeb ki ghari to takte the baar baar
Ek basta numa thaila woh tange the dosh se
Joote char mara rahe the go khud khamosh the
lagta tha jaise neta ho ya koi faqir ho
peechhe pechhe jin ke ek jamme Ghafir ho
Us bheer meN ek Saheb Jumman ke naam se
humrah aa gaye the raknumai ke kaam se
Jumman miaN pe Kallan ka tha poora Aetbar
Kyonke woh kar chuke the safar pehle bhi ek baar
Kallan MiaN ne poochha, Pani ka kya kareN ge
Nal bhi nahiN hai koi, Surahi kahaN bhareN ge
Jumman miN yeh bole, bilkul ho tum Anari
Jahaz ka safar hai, NahiN yekke ki yeh sawari
Khane peene ke wahaN sab intezam honge
Juice har qism ka aur sehba ke jaam honge
waqt aa gaya tha ab ke bichhar jaeN sare yaar
“jaao security meN” yeh aa gayi pukar
Jumman Mian se poochha tum ho tajurbekar
Security kia bala hai yeh\ to batao yar
Jaanch aur partaal ka security naam hai
BadmashoN ko pakarne ka inka kaam hai
Ek dar numa machine se guzarna parega yar
Khufia chhupa ke rakkha ho kisi ne koi hathiyar
Us paarpahunch ke kisi wardi wale se
poochh lena aage ka Landan ke hawale se
Under pahonch ke dekha ek mokhla sa tha
Jis par kayi hazraat ka saaman rakkha tha
Ek aawaz aayi miaN jebeN karo khali
Kallan ne di jawab meN ek moti si gaali
jeboN ka samaan yehaN chhor jaoN ga
To landan meN apne bete ko kya munh dikhaoN ga
Awaaz aayi ek tray meN sab daala jayega
Aur us paar pahonch kar lautaya jaaye ga
Filhaal tum guzar jao is dar se nikal ke
Karwate haiN yeh kaam hum har ek bashar se
Guzre jab woh dar se ek aawaz si aayi
Sun kar ke jis ko chaunk gaye saare sipahi
Woh bole karo aisa jaisa kaheN ge hum
Akele meN leja ke tatoleN ge tum ko hum
Kallan miaN bole buri teri niyat to hai
Tum jaisoN ke bare meN maiN ne suna to hai
Tum jaise mard tatolte haiN ghair madoN ko
DimaGh se hatao tum apne pardoN ko
La Hola wilaquuat, yeh shauq nahiN mujhe
Khabardar jo tatola kisi ne kabhi mujhe
Landan ko mujh ko jaana hai tum jaane deejiyo
Yeh sab agarche karna hai ghar jaake kijiyo
Allah Alla kar ke security se nikal pare
Aur jis taraf sab jaate the khud bhi chhal pare
Inka khyal tha ki haiN sab inke hamsafar
Sochha jidhar yeh jaaeN hum jayenge udhar
Pkir aagaya khyal unheN Jumman ki baat ka
Kisi wardi wale se pochh lena Rasta
Kallan Mian ab tak baukhlaye ja rahe the
Dekha kuchh wardi posh jharoo laga rahe the
Ja kar ke unse poochha batlayie huzoor
Meherbani kar ke meri mushkil ko kijiye door.
Landan ko jane wala kis waqt aayega
Aur yeh bhi bataiye ki kis patri peh aayega
Aakhir kisi tarah se pahonche jahaz meN
Wahshat jhalak rahi thi har andaz meN
Wardi meN ek Shakhs unke qarib aaya
T.T. samajh ke usko foran ticket dikhaya
Us ne kaha uran ki tayyari ke liye
Meherbani kar ke peti ab baandhlijiye
Bole ki patloon maiN pahenta nahiN bhala
Kamarband paijame ka hai theek se bandha
Ek mem jo ki pehne thi skirt aa gayi
Yeh dekh kar ke Kallan ki buddhi chakra gayi
Socha ke us ki TangeN hain is liye barahna
Jaldi meN bhool gayi hai apna paijama pahenna
Boli kis tarah ka khana laooN janab
Bole ke chand roti anr kuch seekh ke kabab
Yeh bhi bataiye raat ka kya intezam hai
Sone ki kaun berth mere naam hai
Boli isi kursi peh bayThe raheN ge aa
Aur onghate hui safar mukammal kareN ge aap
Aakhir kar Kallan MiaN London pahonch gaye
Aur dekh kar fahim ko Khush bhi ho gaye
Jaldi se apne bete ko aaGhosh meN liya
Chupke se phir uske yeh kaan meN kaha
Lagta hai aisa chhut ke maiN aaya hooN jail se
Agli dafa jab aaya to aaoonga rail se
BeTa yeh bola rail to aati nahiN yahaN
Uskki wajah hai ek samander hai darmiaN
Bole ke agli baar hum jab hi aayeNge
Angrez log samander pr jab pul banayeNge..
- Arshad Khan, “ghafil” Lakhnavi
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